Theo Von at DAR Constitution Hall

Extended by popular demand, the Return of the Rat Tour claims more victims of Theo Von’s surrealistic comedy at the DAR Constitution Hall on October 22nd! He’s going to get weird with the metaphors, so bring your friends along so they, too, will never look at completely normal things the same way again!

“Whether he was cracking jokes about his unconventional childhood or poking fun at modern-day trends, Theo’s humor resonated with the diverse crowd. The comedian’s timing and delivery were impeccable, demonstrating his years of experience in the industry.”

Stand-up artist Theo Von is set for nearly 30 shows across the US and Canada. Featuring yet-to-be-identified opening acts, the exhibition offers 90 minutes of blistering comedy at Washington’s DAR Constitution Hall, where crowds can enjoy an intimate ambiance and the echoes of their own laughter from the venue’s balanced acoustics.

Theo Von, or Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski if you’re from the census, is often branded a comic’s comic with his unorthodox style. He employs rambling deliveries that whiplash between deep philosophizing and hysterical schoolyard jokes. Imaginative anecdotes. Creative improv. And layered non-sequiturs. Theo will lead you on journeys ending with a disarmingly hilarious turn more often than you'd expect.

Aside from his gorgeous mullet, most people recognize him as the host of the hit comedy podcast This Past Weekend, a consistent top 50 chart-placer in the US. He’s also a recurring pest, er, I mean guest, at the Joe Rogan Experience, The Fighter and the Kid, and Bobby Lee’s Tiger Belly podcasts.

In other media, Theo has a trick or three up his sleeves: two fantastic Netflix specials (No Offense and Regular People) and the iTunes Comedy Album chart-topper 30lb Bag of Hamster Bones.
In an interview during his tour, the Louisiana native talked about his hometown's influence on him as a comedian.

“We have a very colorful history and way of looking at humanity. And I think we cope with a lot of everyday life with laughter in Louisiana. People love to laugh there, and people love to sit around and joke around together. And that was where I’m from, so I just never stopped wanting that.”

Tickets are like pop singers. They sell out. Buy yours (tickets, not pop singers) now to see Theo Von LIVE at the DAR Constitution Hall, Washington, on Sunday, October 22nd, 2023, for his extended Return of the Rat Tour!